To all of my supportive and devoted fans of the show, I am giving away 500 Keurig machines as a thank you for always standing by me. 

The first 500 people to sign up and submit the form below will receive a brand new Keurig machine. 

We accept the apology of the Keurig CEO, and look forward to enjoying a nice cup of apolitical Joe. 

Sorry, the contest has closed.  We will be mailing out Keurigs over the next few weeks to the first 500 entrants.  Thank you!