To all of my supportive and devoted fans of the show, I am giving away 500 Keurig machines as a thank you for always standing by me.
The first 500 people to sign up and submit the form below will receive a brand new Keurig machine.
We accept the apology of the Keurig CEO, and look forward to enjoying a nice cup of apolitical Joe.
Sorry, the contest has closed. We will be mailing out Keurigs over the next few weeks to the first 500 entrants. Thank you!